pootie hammer

A penis with pussy juice on it.

Hey babe, clean my pootie hammer!

by Chicke454 November 7, 2017

Jewish Hammer

The Jewish Hammer is the pasty, white penis that will pound your girl 2 minutes at a time. Stealing your girl with longevity in the bones and the hair.

The Jewish Hammer is a beast, but I am not into that.

by Pegasus300 November 10, 2020

Hammer

Hammer /ˈhamər/ A portable, manually operated, optically guided, inertial impact delivery device

I used a hammer to drive the nail into the piece of wood.

Crap! I dropped my shingling hammer off the roof and it landed on my mother-in-law's head.

by Daniel H. B. June 24, 2019

Hammer Head

The male version of camel toe

“He was sporting some serious hammer head.”
“Those grey sweatpants really show off that hammer head.”

by FeloniusMunk April 19, 2025

Homosexual Hammered

When a heterosexual gets so drunk they want to experiment

Dude what happened last night?
You got Homosexual Hammered and started making out with a random guy

by MCB95 May 15, 2016

Razer - The Hammer

God of bans. His hammer hits harder than the belt of your dad, when he sees your college exam score. Women want to be with him, men want to be like him. He knows everything and sees everything. You cant escape his hammer.

God: I fear no man.
God: But that thing...
*Shows a pic of Razer - The Hammer*
God: That thing fucking scares me.

by godimperator January 12, 2018

Hammer Time

"Jacked up feet"... Eddie Murphy in Boomerang

Eddie: Man, I don't know if I can date that girl anymore. I pulled back the covers on her feet and hammer time.

Martin: C'mon man, you don't fuck her feet, damn!

by Dvlsadvk8 July 2, 2021