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the wild game of pork chop 

a game created for bored boys where one boy stands up while grabbing his knees while another takes a running start and jumps on the others while also trying to tackle him.
that is the last time i will ever play the wild game of pork chop

Play a nice game of scrabble 

To say that you are going to play or are playing nice game of scrabble is to, announce that you are going to take a nap or go to bed or you are already sleeping.
My grandfather decided to play a nice game of scrabble when instead of helping my grandmother

save the game 

when you go to bed in order to pass time. inspired by the feature in GTA
don't got nothin to do, shit imma just save the game
save the game by orangescape September 2, 2019

Optimized weekday after-work game plan 

Recent studies show that after leaving your 9-5, the most optimal way to spend your evening is eating Chipotle and getting a blowjob. This is statistically shown to increase levels of serotonin, endorphins, dopamine, and oxytocin.
Person 1 - Hey man, are you executing the optimized weekday after-work game plan?
Person 2 - Of course brother. I'm picking up 2 orders of chipotle at 6. Girlfriend is coming over at 6:30!

Cock pocket (game) 

A fun game for men, originating from Devon UK, each member of the group will individuay approach the unsuspecting cockpocketee and try to slip his penis, unnoticed into said pocket, thereby winning a drink from the rest of the cockpocketers.
Cock pocket (game) that grockle : "Eeer, Dave, the grockle, eees been cock pocketed" mines a pint me ansom!

Slip a penis in a pocket without being sussed out.

pop-up game show 

A game show that "pops-up". They are often made as a cheap way to make money. Typical traits include: winning fuck all in prizes (typically £10,000 or under), going home with nothing if you lose and no competition (one contestant/team per programme). They tend to get cancelled very quickly. An example of a pop-up game show is BBC's The Wall.
Did you watch Gordon Ramsay's latest pop-up game show? It was rubbish!