high as fuck

What you are right now.

You are, aren't you. Come on, no one looks up high as fuck on the computer unless they are.

by ImAshroom May 30, 2008

fuck this shit

What people say when they give up at something out of frustration

Mom:Don't worry timmy, you'll learn to ride the bike soon enough.

Timmy:Fuck this shit!! I give up!

by Big LJ October 6, 2006

Fucked the Stripper

1. Any act that would cause a woman to call off her pending nuptials.
2. Any huge, egregious, mistake a person makes.
3. May also be used to define a general condition of a situation and seen as the acronym, "FTS".

1. Ryan really Fucked the Stripper when he went to Vegas before his wedding and hooked up with a stripper named Hammbone.
2. "Dude, you really Fucked the Stripper on that one."
3. "Man, this whole situation is FTS"

by TimN December 6, 2006

fuck and go

A relationship in which one or both members are in for the sex and will leave each other soon after they bang for the first and only time.

A Senior in college dating a freshie in high school?!!! That's gonna be a fuck and go for sure.

by anonymous September 18, 2005

Zen as fuck

When you reach a heightened level of passive-aggressiveness with your inner-self, and that you can confidently come to terms with what you want and do not want to give a flying fuck about.

It's been a good 4 months since I've been on my own and I've gotten so self-reliant, that I'm zen as fuck. I wouldn't even blink if I was asked to attend a dinner party now. I'm secure enough to even go on a date.

by Soffz84 November 19, 2017

0 fucks

0 fucks is when you don't care about nothing, you literally have no fucks for anything

Dave: bro you can't smoke here, it's a no smoking zone
Ester: nigga I have 0 fucks

Dave: do you

by Eslizlle November 25, 2015

Fuck 12

Fuck 12 basically means fuck the police, but more specifically it’s means fuck the police drug unit.

Dashawn: “man close the window, the 12 might come!”
Daquan: *hits blunt* “man fuck 12!”

by Jellyfiish July 20, 2018