Wet-Footed

When you walk into a bathroom to use the toilet and you step in someone's pee puddle.

"Dude, it was SO SICK!! I got wet-footed at the wedding last night!"

by enjoizzz March 15, 2009

four foot tall and toothless

1. to be four feet tall and have no teeth

2. to look like ass

Robert-I have a GIRLFRIEND

Zach-dude shes four foot tall and toothless

Robert (puts his pointer finger and thumb on his nose and looks side to side)

by Chronic the Hedgehog92 April 8, 2009

foot knocker

When someone tries to take off someone else's bathing suit top with their feet.

"Oh my god!He just tried to foot knocker me!"

"Ew, what a perv!"

by fhdakfjkl June 12, 2008

Foot Mole

Acne

"I have terrible foot moles on my face"
"If I pick my foot mole too much it will leave scars"
"HOLY SHIT DUDE, WHATS THAT ON YOUR FACE!" - "Its my foot mole. Lick it."

by Sophie Almad October 3, 2008

the foots

when you have diarrhea

I woke up at 3 in the morning with the foots!

by CandiceMcUni January 23, 2009

[The fourty Foot]

1)Place in Dun Laoghaire, Co.Dublin, Ireland where people go to swim.

2)Somewhere you go to swim in order to ensure an inability to become erect for 5 days.

3)A place where girls go to swim in order to make their nips visible only to tease the poor impotent fuckers!

1)Mmmmm..lets go to "The fourty Foot" for a dip and to get rid of that bangin hangover

2)Man im done with chicks im so going to the fourty foot.

Guy: "Im sorry babes i dunno whats happening?"
Girl: "Oh god you dont find me attractive anymore, do you Dan?? Am i fat???"

Guy: "No jesus of course not...umm.. (Finally i can get rid of her)"

3)Girl:"Perfect way to get Dan back..."

by Anon410 October 18, 2008

Five-foot Midget

Anyone that is particularly short. So short that they can't realistically fuck anyone up that is of respectable height. These people are typically wimps.

Man, Brandon Ektabani is five-foot midget.

by hiaatus February 8, 2013