flower chomper

to eat a virgin pussy

dude im ganna eat her pussy like a little flower chomper

by DoUNoTylrDurden February 26, 2005

flowsie

a lovely person in Oklahoma

That Flowsie sure is sweet.

by 59589 November 24, 2006

Ramona Flowers

When you cum all over a bouquet of flowers and give it to your significant other, a truly deep form of affection.

I gave my boss some Ramona Flowers after hearing the loss of his daughter.

by Stone love January 5, 2022

Flowment

Point or moment in time when the hormones created by a female's menstrual cycle cause an overwhelming eruption of emotion.

Did you hear her chewing his ass out?

Yeah, she was having quite a FLOWMENT!!!

by BrooksClayton February 3, 2010

Thank you for the flowers

A sarcastic response properly offered upon receiving worthless or unwanted advice, gifts, or visitations from relatives.

I really love listening to you bitch and being forced to pay for lunch. Thank you for the flowers!

by Juan Tomas February 20, 2008

flower

To fart as you are exiting the shower, but it smells so bad you have to get back in and take another shower.

I totally flowered yesterday.

by bread infection December 28, 2005

Flowjob

The act of oral sex performed on a penis while urinating.

Hey Andy, didn't Justin's wife suck your cock while you pissed in her throat? Sounds fun! I always wanted a flowjob!

by Bull Life January 23, 2020