February 12th

Kiss or ask out any named child Tino he probably needs it

Girl: Oof Tino can I give you a kiss it's February 12th

Tino: oh thanks

by Thatemokidd October 27, 2019

February 24, 2022

An infamous day that will go down in history.

On Tuesday, February 24, 2022, Putin declared war on Ukraine. It is the largest war in Europe since ww2.

So far the Ukrainians are holding out.

They need help.

Glory to Ukraine!

by Lemthelemur February 28, 2022

Fourth base February

A parody of no nut November, it's where you have to get to forth base with someone every week
Variations includefull fuck February

Another parody of no nut November, I'm gonna fail fourth base February this year.

by No nut November society December 19, 2018

February 13th, 2004

A day for the ages... one of extreme celebration... 24 hours of supreme bliss... a day in which one of the greatest specimens to ever walk the earth popped out of a vagina, along with lots of nasty fluids. Who knew that on this day such kindness, beauty, and intelligence would come wafting out of that amniotic sac. That 7 pound 3 ounce pile of screaming human would one day come to grace the world with her charm, trying her best each and every day to make the lives of others around her better. All 8 billion other homo sapiens ought to thank our lord and savior Jesus Christ for blessing the world with this unique, one-of-a-kind girl named Lilly.

"For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout on February 13th, 2004" -1 Thessalonians 4:16-17

by whippysnake245 September 8, 2020

February 8th birthday

February 8th birthdays. For people who’s name start with b, d, a, and h. Born from 2000-2007 people born on this day are very evil.

“February 8th birthday? What year?” “2002” “oh no, see ya!”

by Mrs.Saturn English Teacher January 27, 2021

Fast Fap February

FFF is when every day for this month you masturbate until you can ejaculate. You time how long it took to ejaculate and at the end of the month you compare and look for the fastest time you can ejaculate. Basically a speedrun to cum.

Person 1: Dude, you know it's Fast Fap February, how fast did you cum?
Person 2: It took me 20 seconds
Person 1: Damn it took me 5 minutes

by Yomamaha January 5, 2022

Fap free february

Fap free February means that you are not allowed to fap (masturbate) for the entire month of February.

Hey Edvard, how is fap free February going?
Not good, I lost first day of the month.

by ProFilosofer69 October 27, 2020