Buddha Ears

Unattached earlobes that are more prominent when head is shaved.

Don’t shave your head, Steve! You’ll have Buddha Ears!

by 94Lex January 19, 2020

dick for ears

When someone has poor taste in music

"She was listening to country, she has dick for ears"

by highonjizz August 2, 2016

wife ears

When the female in a relationship can't seem to process words coming from the man, especially as it relates to helping with small problems, easy obstacles, or ridiculously obvious.

Man 1: I suggested it would be easier to spend two minutes and drop it off at her friends place than wait for someone who's always late.
Man 2: And?
Man 1: We're still waiting here for her friend to show up and both of us are starving.
Man 2: Dude, I think your girlfriend is getting WIFE EARS......

by Mr B 61 March 9, 2016

ear buddies

In short these are ear buds. Someone who listens to music with a passion may find themselves exclame about how much they love their "ear buddies". At first peole will call that person crazy,and freak out. They probably think that they are smuggling midget terrorists in their ears, and the "go" words are "i love my ear buddies". The thing about terrorists is not true.So don't go home and droppkick your grand mother, just kindly tell her of her mistake.

"Thanks for the i-pod (insert name here)i think its so great, and i just love my ear buddies"
"grandma please! what will the neighbors think?"

by Dark und das stadt November 28, 2007

Ear Hickey

A hickey given on the ear typically hurts and isn’t very effective

Michael: Jess I’m going to give you and Charlea and ear hickey

Jess: ew fuck off

by THErealEARhickey June 11, 2018

Hotdog sandwich ears

When you overhear part of a conversation severely incorrectly.

Guy: did you just say you want to fuck my mom!?
Other guy: no, I said we’re going to the mall…
Guy: oh sorry, hotdog sandwich ears.

by ShleeBo May 13, 2023

Inner-earing

The form of manipulating someone by repeatedly saying things that influence them in your favor of the topic. Interface with their opinion.

She was inner-earing in her son to not tell his father what she was doing behind her husbands back.

by Olinda Holiday January 7, 2023