Doing the Herbal

Feeling inclined to violently masturbate in the shower while washing your hair with Herbal Essences shampoo due to its surprisingly arousing aromatic qualities

Yes! Yes! YES!...Looks like somebody's doing the herbal

by jimbotango July 27, 2011

doing a patrick

Mixing up two pop legends or other people of note (or notoriety).

X: Is Bob Dylan still doing Live Aid or...?
Y, t Z: (He's doing a patrick again...)

by Turlip March 13, 2013

Something To Do

Something so impossible, it is incomprehensible with human minds

I want something to do

by Kiwi - The Superior Species August 16, 2020

Doing the Digits

A term for the well known sex position known as 69

Josh: "Hey Erika you wanna 69 tonight?"
Erika: "You mean doing the digits?"
Josh: "What the frik is that?"

by HolyBuckets December 27, 2011

Doing a Biden

When you take something that works and absolutely fuck it up completely.

Named after President Joe Biden.

Guy 1; I did the engine rebuild on my motorbike last week and it was running brilliantly on two-stroke petrol and then Billy filled it up with four-stroke and blew the engine!

Guy 2; FFS, Billy is always Doing a Biden

by Bigg Benny August 27, 2021

doing an Ash

Stealing, cheating,crashing on bikes, lying, asking for bowls of cereal upon entering someone's house and trying it on with girls that have boyfriends...

Example 1 of Doing an Ash

Bob: Hey Olly can I meet your girlfriend uptown today?

Olly: No stop being an Ash!

Example 2

Bob: Hey olly can have a bowl of cereal ?, and oh btw I met your girlfriend uptown even though I said I wouldn't.

Olly: :|

Mike: Man Bob jus properly triple Ash'd you there!

by wahgwanology May 19, 2009

doing the wash

Means screwin another person, Mostly used in notes so teachers don't understand what you are saying

Jenny and Robertgot caught doing the wash on their parents bed

by L0g@n March 22, 2008