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Get the Daniel Sargent mug.The mixed drink of half Jim Bean whiskey and Jack Daniels whiskey, to form a powerful whiskey. Not meant for the weak or pigeons, must be drank as the two and no other mixture.
Guy:"bartender let me have a Jim Daniel's on the rocks"
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by el Jason January 17, 2012
Get the Jim Daniel's mug.1. a now notorious (in)famous porn star and former stripper. She was born in 1979 in Baton Rouge, Louisiana. Her real name is Stephanie Gregory, her stage name reflects her love for Motley Crue. Bassist Nikki Sixx's daughter is named Storm. She appeared in several porn flicks as well as brief roles in 'Knocked Up' and the unbelievably stupid '40-Year-Old Virgin'. She is now famous for having a one-night stand with the uncouth Caligula Douchebag Traitor Donald Trump, particularly SPANKING his fucking worthless ass.
2. to pay off or bribe somebody who has a dirty secret about you, but will later expose it anyway.
3. anybody who has such secrets but 'narcs' on you anyway.
2. to pay off or bribe somebody who has a dirty secret about you, but will later expose it anyway.
3. anybody who has such secrets but 'narcs' on you anyway.
1. Stormy Daniels holding a rolled-up Forbes magazine with trump's ugly mug on the cover: 'Pull down your pants!'.
Sassybrat Douchebag Trumpster: 'Oh, momma! You wouldn't?'. *pulls down his pant*
(*WHACK! WHACK!*)
Trump trash: 'Bluuuuuuuuuhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!'
Yes, brothers and sisters - this Arrogant Tin God, this fascist incestuous egotistical SMF, this racist rapist, this uncouth worthless piece-of-shit is even LOWER than I even expected. He is a wimpy, whiny, revolting, immature SPANKEE BOY! Shit!!!!!! Piss!!!!!! Fuck!!!!!! Damn!!!!!! She spilled the beans on '60 Minutes' despite being threatened by Spanky Don not to. Two weeks later, he kidnapped migrant children and put them in concentration camps, proving even more what an asshole he is. Trump is worthless, his fascistic and treasonous acts prove that he is NOT worthy of living, he's a waste of sperm and ova.
2. .The governor of Missouri resigned after he got Stormy Daniels -ed by his mistress. Then his wife divorced him.
3. After the actor died off, his Stormy Daniels wrote an expose book about what a jerk he truly was.
Sassybrat Douchebag Trumpster: 'Oh, momma! You wouldn't?'. *pulls down his pant*
(*WHACK! WHACK!*)
Trump trash: 'Bluuuuuuuuuhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!'
Yes, brothers and sisters - this Arrogant Tin God, this fascist incestuous egotistical SMF, this racist rapist, this uncouth worthless piece-of-shit is even LOWER than I even expected. He is a wimpy, whiny, revolting, immature SPANKEE BOY! Shit!!!!!! Piss!!!!!! Fuck!!!!!! Damn!!!!!! She spilled the beans on '60 Minutes' despite being threatened by Spanky Don not to. Two weeks later, he kidnapped migrant children and put them in concentration camps, proving even more what an asshole he is. Trump is worthless, his fascistic and treasonous acts prove that he is NOT worthy of living, he's a waste of sperm and ova.
2. .The governor of Missouri resigned after he got Stormy Daniels -ed by his mistress. Then his wife divorced him.
3. After the actor died off, his Stormy Daniels wrote an expose book about what a jerk he truly was.
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Get the damn daniel mug.13 years old that does not act her age (lies about her age), wears crop tops, and her pussy is always showing even when its clothed.
also shs claims to be pregnant so she can become more relevant lmao.
also shs claims to be pregnant so she can become more relevant lmao.
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