Living Disease

Another name for the curse of existence

My parents gave me living disease

by CompleteGarbage1337 November 19, 2018

slap-faced disease

a disease in which it looks like you've been slapped in the face many times and itches

the corner girl had slap-faced disease

by panagos December 17, 2010

Ewan Disease

That one time Ewan almost killed us in December after going to his barbecue

Person 1 - "Hey remember that one time we had Ewan disease"
Person 2 - "Oh yeah, that shit sucked"

by Cowan123 January 20, 2023

yo mama disease

When the screen parasites that grow from typing to much tomfoolery get inside your skin and spread to your head and legs.

Symptoms include:

Smelly breath

Yo mama

Blurred vision

Limbs falling off
Hair falling off
Cursed to never have swag again

Curses your family

Stomach pains
Headaches
Runny nose

Symptoms normally last for 5 years at a time, slowly getting worse as the time passes. It usually goes undetected for a long period of time, giving the parasites time to eat away and nest inside the brain.

“Damn this was so out of pocket.. it can’t be for real.. they must have yo mama disease!!

by Garfieldington February 16, 2024

Man Disease

Were either you are looking at something but do not see it or you always have to be right.

"Honey, does anything look any different?"

"Um...no?"

"Seriously! Typical man disease."

by Captain DRock April 25, 2010

sangita disease

someone that is slower then everyone else mentally

HA HA HE has the sangita disease

by murda man. June 30, 2022

Mink Disease

When everyone suddenly decides to get the same haircut/style, esp. short hair with shaved/short sides.

“Wow Mink Disease is spreading like wildfire! I can’t believe everyone is getting the same haircut!”

by Indonesian Sauce Website April 10, 2024