Coffee

My literal lifeblood, if I do not have my morning coffee, the world will burn at the hands of me.

Jim: “Hey dude, have you had your morning coffee yet?”

Brian: In front of 35 ft. white phosphorus cloud* “No Jim, I don’t believe I have.”

by anonymous December 10, 2020

coffee

Delicious bean juice that allows me good grades in school, because screw sleep.

Coffee, aka Bean juice, aka the reason my sanity still somewhat exists.

by Some gay rat January 14, 2021

coffeeritis

Disease of when you can’t live without coffee. Specifically form dunkin and your best friend driving u.

Ex: dang my coffeeritis is really kicking in if you don’t take us to dunkin right now

by Coffee guy January 18, 2021

Coffee

Rayne’s main wifu

Rayne loves coffee

by Lucinda is Lit January 23, 2021

Coffee Machine

My life support

“how are you still alive today?”

“coffee machine”

by Ash_Trash December 29, 2020

Coffeesexual

So in love with coffee that insomnia aint shit

Fuck my confused sexuality im coffeesexual even if i have insomnia

by Insomnia demon February 21, 2021

Coffee Parent

A parent or guardian that you have that everyone either finds funny, or loveable, and they want them to be their parent. Coffee is related because everyone likes coffee

I really love your parent! They are a coffee parent because everyone love them!

by Dwilli February 28, 2021