In The Program book series, there are characters in two books (The Remedy and The Epidemic) known as closers. Their job as closers is to "close out" a deceased persons life. What this means is that they pretend to be the dead person, most commonly children, teens,, and young adults, to give the families closure. They have manipulate their looks, voice, writing, and personality while on the job.
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Sean is a skater, although he doesn’t dress like one, and he won’t tell anyone. He’s a closet skater.
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A person (of any sex/gender) who seems like a fun, outgoing, socially acceptable person when in a group situation and with acquaintances. However when you get to know this person it becomes clear they are an insufferable cunt.
I know Janet's husband seems like a fun dude at company parties but when you get to know him you see he's a real CLOSET CUNT.
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