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Consultant's clap

A term to describe the action of making barely any effort to wash one's hands, just turning the tap on and quickly rinsing for a few seconds. There is no effort made to wash all surfaces of the hands, just a quick rub together of the palms.

This is in mockery of old school medical consultants who were raised without the standard of hand washing, and now brazenly clap their hands quickly under a running tap to comply with infection control guidelines.

It is most commonly seen with the use of hand sanitizer.
Come on, wash your hands properly! All you did there was a consultant's clap!
by Saaks June 25, 2021
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Malian Club-Clapping

Malian Club-Clapping is the act of inserting metal beads into ur urethra letting them loose. Then swing ur hog like a propeller to rattling noise, also use ur dong to slap people, animals, objects, etc. to make a maraca affect
Yo remember that time you hit the Malian Club-Clapping when we did salvia
by Sealvester November 15, 2025
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Clapped

Bedroom conbat
by Palachious March 25, 2019
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No Clap

To not contract chlamydia or other sexually transmitted diseases,
Hey Scott, let’s hang out.
Good idea, NO CLAP.
by Rewseph April 12, 2024
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Thunder clap

Its when a woman is bouncing her ass of your dick and at the same time as you nut her booty cheeks clap on your dick. Its said that when that happens the male orgasm is so powerful you'll see thunder.
Jessica's ass hella phat. She did the thunder clap on me and i almost got knocked out by it!
by ClappinCheeksOfMoses November 20, 2019
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clapped

clapped means pretty/beautiful.

make sure to call all of your friends clapped.
Hey Maisey! You look clapped today, love you!
by yournansclapped May 3, 2021
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Shit in your hand and clap

A phrase that displays disdain, anger or frustration.
Scout from Team Fortress 2: What the hell is you guys' problem?!
Some guy: Shit in your hand and clap.
Scout from Team Fortress 2: But then I'll have shit in TWO hands!
by ChickenBiscuits27 January 22, 2024
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