man child 

A man who is fat, likes young women and gets premature ejaculations.

Ex- Vaidhya is such a man child. His dick says it all.

man child by Whot May 18, 2014

Opeth Child

Kirsten L. Fraser

Not Opeth's Child...

Opeth Child by Kirsten June 19, 2004

Man Child 

A Man Child (noun)

A PHYSICAL MAN CHILD

A physical Man Child is a grown man, over the age of 20, who has a child's face, on the body of an adult male.

They menace that cannot be stopped. Whether this trait is a genetic or even contagious is somewhat questionable. They're everywhere and are ruining society, slowly but surely.

Tragically, they are now teaching in British schools. They usually carry around with them a friend for added security, as random attacks on Man Children are increasingly commom. Be aware: They're friends are NOT REAL PEOPLE. They are developed by the goverment to satisfy the social needs of the otherwise lonely Man Child.

"He is a Man Child. He is a menace to society! Somebody stop him before it's too late!"

Man Child by Amy; Man-Child Slayer January 27, 2009

slow child snail 

A person that walks especially slow, usually on the way to a Starbucks, pet store, or local attraction. In order to be a slow child snail, one must be with a friend and/or younger brother/sister. Most slow child snail incidents occur on the same day as a sighting of a whole nerd of bad boys.

Lilli and Jebediah were walking like slow child snails

slow child snail by Spiedr November 30, 2006

fart/ Stink Child 

A Stink Child is another term for a fart. Stink Children can be of any smelling brand of fart.

They often ocompany cheetorea
see Cheetorea / poo

Whne He let the Stink Child rip, everyone was apalled and soon nausiated

fart/ Stink Child by fred the tapeworm May 20, 2005

dope child 

A word used to recognize someone who accomplished a "cool" task that everyone appreciates.

"Damn, that fool just knocked out that pig in the shizzy."
"Yeah man, that was dope child."

dope child by Bodum Hobbit May 17, 2003

spoon child

A really stupid and/or retarded person. When this person was conceived, the dad couldn't shoot "it" in, he had to spoon "it" in.

"That guy is a f**kin retard, he's gotta be a spoon child."

spoon child by steve September 18, 2007