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Bang Beard

DaYuM, pubes are gettin' a little long. I think it's time to trim up the bang beard.
by 卄əმԵ🅷əꋊ October 13, 2016
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IT Beard

Facial hair present on a large amount of IT professionals. Usually unkempt, it is mainly used to transmit a very specific work ethic: "YOU need ME more than I need YOU."
John: Man, how can that guy come to work looking like that?

Steve: He's in the IT department.

John: Oh... IT beard...

Steve: IT beard... We really need him, so we put up with his crap...

Nuno: I've reached an important milestone at work. They now need me more than I need them. Time to grow my IT beard.
by nunocordeiro January 9, 2014
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Bearded Spider

When a person's pubes are infested with lice or other creepy-crawlies.
Bro, I went downtown faster than the A1, but then she hits me with a Bearded Spider and I'm all like, "WTF?"
by Curtis Claymore April 15, 2025
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Viking Scrote Beard

A Viking like beard from the pubiscus hairs on ones ballsack
His Viking scrote beard attracted all the men of the town
by BannonBalls January 2, 2022
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Golden Bearded Eggroll

Back in the small village of Los Angeles. A small Korean pimp ruled greater China town and western Cali. Under FBI direct the pimp seeked shelter within the witness protection program and relocated Kansas. Eggroll and is now know only known as "just an OMR".
The eggroll aka Golden Bearded Eggroll
by Jolene69 June 16, 2023
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Bearded Snake

When she wiggling around on top then realises you have a beard on your snake.
'Damn,i was all up round his crotch when his bearded snake got me lost in his jungle'
by Big goochie hillis October 10, 2016
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Bearding

When your friend is getting head from his significant other and you are rubbing your beard against his upper thigh and balls
Do you and Sophie want to do some bearding tonight?
by DagsGen January 30, 2023
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