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cum bump

a failed facial in which semen is accidentally and forcefully ejaculated into a nostril
my boyfriend wanted to give me a facial, i ended up getting a cum bump!
by roperdoper November 13, 2021
mugGet the cum bumpmug.

Bump

The action of stealing something, usually from acquaintances, and things usually stolen is food, drinks, or small quantities of money. Typically said in Scotland.
Mate, d'you bump my buckie?
No, I didn't, I swear.
by The definite pisstake. July 30, 2020
mugGet the Bumpmug.

bump that jazz

A more polite, southern way of saying fuck that shit
I was going to make an appearance Friday at my friends party but I found out my crazy ex was going and I was like bump that jazz, I'm hitting the bar with co-workers.
by ChrisFnP February 26, 2014
mugGet the bump that jazzmug.

bump

A verb to describe the act of switching which sorority sisters use during recruitment. They will never use this term around the pnms and have special groups dedicated to have a set group for rotations to meet the pnms in the most ideal pairings.
Girl 1: Go bump /generic sorority name/
Girl 2: Okay yeah, I'll talk to that pnm now.
by wevebeenwaiting4uallsummer January 9, 2022
mugGet the bumpmug.

Speed bump

A bump in the road that fuckers like to drive their fucking cars fast over
He drove over the speed bump as fast as he could and he got pulled over by the police.
by Spencer!!!!!!!!!!!!!! April 12, 2017
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