Waking your girl up to a hearty, quality breakfast with some eggs and sausage because shes a woman who deserves respect. Hah just kidding, its putting your dick between two english muffins, just how the queen would like it.
Damn, I gave Becky quite the Royal English Breakfast this morning. She liked that i added gooch butter for taste.
by Eeeeeeeen May 27, 2017
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John: What did you and Sally do this morning?
Geoff: We had some lunch for breakfast... and then I made us some hashbrowns.
Geoff: We had some lunch for breakfast... and then I made us some hashbrowns.
by Tdar69 September 18, 2017
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A sexual act where you wake up, drain the snake into a cup, cook up some grits and jerk off over the top. You then bring your partner breakfast in bed and serve them their meal.
My boyfriend was such a sweetheart, he served me a good old Carolinian hot breakfast over the weekend!
by Treabis October 27, 2017
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**Some cultures follow up with a half bottle of mouthwash or a few cap fulls of isopropyl alcohol.
**Some cultures follow up with a half bottle of mouthwash or a few cap fulls of isopropyl alcohol.
Old Junkyard Bob was surprised when he awoke to Slippery Sam serving him a hobo's breakfast on Christmas morning.
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Get the The post-breakfast club mug.Dogs allowed to roam free in rural areas will sometimes kill and eat small wild animals, thereby acquiring intestinal worm infestations. This can cause them to vomit in the night. Not every dog in that situation, but some, will then eat their own vomit, now-dead worms and all, when they wake in the morning.
Woke to find that Harley had already made his own dog's breakfast - puked up that rabbit he caught, plus some roundworms, and was re-eating the whole mess off the floor in the summer kitchen, by the wood stove.
by baumhauer01 August 3, 2018
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It's variant of PORTUGUESE BREAKFAST .
It's variant of PORTUGUESE BREAKFAST .
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