durian breakfast

the durian is the worlds worst fart-smelling fruit. just like the stench of a morning growl

i went down on her the next morning...big mistake...a full durian breakfast!

by ^^!$#@ October 14, 2022

Cypriot Breakfast

When you crack an egg over your friend's ass, who swears he's not gay, and then proceed to pound it into an omelette.

Did you hear Tyson made a Cypriot Breakfast with Clooney? They had to go back for seconds because one egg was not enough.

by Notyourfriend2day October 22, 2022

Continental Breakfast

A cheap “breakfast” that CEOs and managers get their employees, paid for with their corporate credit card, and with a copy of the receipt to give to the company so that they can get reimbursed, because god forbid you spend 1/100,000th of your yearly salary on your staff to show that you actually give a rats ass about them. Typically purchased from whichever donut shop is the cheapest (and on their way to work so they don’t need to use an extra $0.90 of gas), this meal is comprised of donuts and/or muffins, fruits, toast, and coffee.

CEO: On Monday we will feature a continental breakfast for the first time in two years to show you all how much we appreciate your hard work that you prioritize over spending time with your family so that you can still afford to pay rent.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 6, 2023

Beijing breakfast

A poached egg that's been pickling in a prostitute's vagina for three weeks, soaking in vaginal fluid and said prostitute's piss after she drank nothing but sake for a month

Man, before I go to work I always go to the red light district and buy myself a Beijing breakfast.

by Alexfuckingpratt January 30, 2023

Messy Breakfast

Similiar to the Messy Dinner and Messy Lunch. This however, lacks the two primary components of the dinner/lunch. Instead of smearing shit and/or peeing, you smear smegma on the person's face. IE: Dick Cheese

Those two homos just gave each other a messy breakfast. See Messy Dinner, Messy Lunch, Messy Brunch.

by Kaeleker February 14, 2023

English Breakfast

When you wake up in the wee hours of the morning spark a cigarette, take a shit, piss & rub one out without cleaning either end, then hop back into bed with the Mrs.

Erica is disgusted I had an English Breakfast this morning

by Kugelblitz187 February 21, 2023

Canadian Breakfast

The Canadian Breakfast is a meal a Canadian consumes after hunting in a creek. It generally consists of a beaver's beaver, and a Nanaimo bar. Usually consumed with literal bog-water as a beverage to wash it down.

Oliver: Hey Benjamin, what'd you have for breakfast today?

Benjamin: I had a hearty Canadian breakfast...

by Frickin' Canadian March 23, 2023