Loser Boyfriend

A Loser Boyfriend is a guy who rots in his room all day, gets jealous over everything, watches videos or plays video games all day instead of partying, changes his personality not to be hated, has a few friends, can't hold a conversation, isn't motivated to do what the human body needs and etc

When people say they want a Loser Boyfriend, they really don't want a Loser Boyfriend do they?

"I want a a Loser Boyfriend"

by mysticvzmp March 25, 2024

Boyfriend

Something you will never have

Get a life then maybe you'll have a chance of getting a boyfriend.

by Chicken_Tenders_r_d_bomb! July 2, 2022

Phone boyfriend

A boy with whom you share a close emotional bond; communication is largely limited to over the phone. You text all the time but for some reason can’t or don’t meet up. May or may not ever become your real boyfriend.

From Schitt’$ Creek episode 5x05 (Housewarming)

(At Patrick’s housewarming party)
David (to Stevie; indignantly): Where’s your phone boyfriend?
Stevie (Exasperated): He’s...on my phone?

by Hey_kimy October 11, 2020

boyfriend bite

The bite of food taken by a romantic partner, typically a boyfriend. This type of bite occurs when only one bite is offered, and the singular bite is typically enormous, much larger than an average bite. Boyfriend bites are more typically seen between people who are in a longer-term relationship. Please note that when engaging in the boyfriend bite, you may get one back.

Anne: God, I'm starving. I'm so glad our burgers are here!

Ben: Yours looks really good! Can I have a bite?

Anne: Okay, sure, just one bite.

Ben: Thanks! *eats half of her burger in a single bite*

Anne: I SAID ONE BITE!

Ben: And I took one bite! A boyfriend bite! :)

Anne: >:(

Ben: Tell ya what, you can have a bite of mine, too.

Anne: Okay :)

by akuwardmoments February 13, 2025

National bully boyfriends day

On 28th November you have to bully your boyfriend or boy bestfriend and they can not bully you back

National bully boyfriends day is revenge for him bullying you :)

by Dr. Dates November 25, 2021

boyfriend

A boyfriend is a male who you have the temptation to give your heart to. A male who makes you feel like your at the top of the world even if you feel like you’ve hit rock bottom. A boy who you would do anything for and don’t want anything in return. Somebody that can cheer you up even when your not in the mood to be happy. Even in the darkest times, they will stay by your side, kiss your lips, and caress each and every scar you have. Somebody you feel like is more important than everybody else, that one person you feel you can share everything with. That certain person you feel complete with.

My boyfriend is the sweetest person I’ve ever met.

by annoyingbrunette November 22, 2019

Boyfriend

A 19-year-old kid with naturally blue hair that rap-battles demons for a living.

Beep bop! -Boyfriend 2020

by Luna The Weirdo February 19, 2022