Blow Up Doll

A plastic air filled doll for someone to have sexual intercourse/anal sex with or receive a blowjob from.

Chad : Oh Kiersten you don't know how much I would love to smell your hair, caress your breast's, stick your mouth around my dick and pound your pussy once again!
Kiersten : Why don't you just get a Blow Up Doll and leave me alone!
Chad : I would but the wifey don't want the extra company in our bed!
Kiersten : You are fucked in the head get some help!
Steve : Hey guy's like my new Blow Up Doll her name is Judy!
Chad : And you think I'm fucked in the head?
Kiersten : Ok I'm sorry you and Steve are fucked in the head!

by SlopNChop August 16, 2017

Blow Off Class

A class in which a student takes, knowning that they won't have to do any work and still pass with a good grade; basically an easy period that demands little work

Person A: "Dude, you have to take biology with me next year!"

Person B: "Nah, I'd rather take creative writing. It's a blow off class, and I need the free time."

by The Hyperactive One January 20, 2009

blowing stink

v:to fart, flatulate, to pass gas

We were riding in the car, someone was blowing stink so bad, we had to roll down the windows!

by Woody73 August 17, 2007

plank 'n blow

The action of planking whilst the underlying partner gives oral pleasure underneath said plank

Hey Rod how was your night? Pretty good man, got the plank 'n blow and now my abs are sore!

by PlankinLife December 31, 2016

Mississippi Blow Dart

When you are about to nut, instead of pulling out and turning her into a toaster strudel, you shoot your badger milk into your own mouth then blow it out as hard as you can into her face.

I just gave my brother's sister a Mississippi Blow Dart. Her dad couldn't hold the camera steady any longer because he was laughing too hard.

by DirtyOilFieldMinds May 19, 2016

softer blow punch

A hybrid beverage created when one mixes Code Red with Regular Mountain Dew, resulting in a mild hybrid of the 2 products. "The Prius Version" of code red...since you are going green. Can be referred to as a "Warm Texas Prairie"

(Sees friend mixing mountain dew & code red) A: "What're you doing? "
B: "I'm making Softer Blow Punch...Its like a Warm Texas Prairie in your mouth"

by Honey Tits March 23, 2014

blow up the spot

to attract unwanted attention

"why you gotta blow up the spot like that? theres cops all over the place"

by snacks bambino May 15, 2010