Nut Faced

when someone gets owned, beaten, embaressed.

he just dunked on yao ming, yea he got nut faced.

by rosaneri May 14, 2011

nut shelf

a small, but sturdy peice of flat material (usually wood or plastic) that when attatched to the user's inner thigh creates a wonderful area in which to rest his nuts

Maurice got hit in the balls by a savage ape child so now he wears his nut shelf for support.

by jam session September 1, 2009

Toilet Nuts

When one (male) is going to the bathroom (usually for a number 2) and after the subjects nuts have been on the inside of the toilet bowl and come out cold.

"Dude I think im gonna be off my game for a while after that trip to the b-room"

" Man you got the Toilet Nuts?"

" Yeh dude they are as cold as the other side of the pillow"

by spencer vg. October 16, 2007

supreme nut

The type of nut so large, that it can only be described as supreme nut.

After a week long camp, cuming home and busting a supreme nut.

by Supremenut June 21, 2017

nut fold

The worst possible starting hand in Poker - the seven deuce off-suite.

Well... I have the nut fold again!

by Ben Shapira October 2, 2008

Nut Check

A Nut check is where you walk to someone and yell out "NUT CHECK" and punch their nuts and if they take it like a man, Their a true gamer

*Walks to a friend*
You: NUT CHECK!
*punches his nuts*
Friend: *Beep* My Nuts!
You: your not nut vibin bro

by PhoenixRizer December 18, 2019

Nut head

Some kid called Noah has a very weird head he should get surgery

Nuttt Ed

Nut head buy the loadout

by Hardon June 5, 2021