To do something so stupid, crazy and nonsensical, that normal people can't even understand what you were possibly thinking or how you could have done that.
Andy: Dude, I can't understand what you were thinking. Why would you set fire to your own porch?
Zach: Yeah, what was I thinking? I totally Pooped In the Shower on that one.
Zach: Yeah, what was I thinking? I totally Pooped In the Shower on that one.
by Buffman6236 December 31, 2011
Get the Pooped In The Showermug. by Jack dake December 1, 2017
Get the Lazy showersmug. To lie on your back with your knees up to your chest. After being given a hefty enema, push with all your strength spraying you colon contents upward.
Jack: Last night, I gave myself a Turd Shower!
Nick: Oh yea, how was it?
Jack: Very runny!
Nick: HAHAHAHA!!!
Nick: Oh yea, how was it?
Jack: Very runny!
Nick: HAHAHAHA!!!
by HangingSoLow December 16, 2012
Get the Turd Showermug. Mark, if you order the vindaloo in this restaurant you'll be doing handstands in the shower tomorrow
by gav-wan July 13, 2018
Get the handstands in the showermug. A rare natural phenomenon where there will start raining babies. This is due to the water/baby ratio in the baby being very high, due to the fact that the 'baby' part is so small. The babies will evaporate, and then, when cold enough, condense. When this happens, it's important to stay inside, or at least wear a special umbrella made of steel.
"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WHAT THE HELL IS THAT"
"OH MY FUCKING GOD"
"Wait, is that Meghan's kid?"
"HOLY FUCKING SHIT"
"Y'all, chill, it's only a baby shower"
"OH MY FUCKING GOD"
"Wait, is that Meghan's kid?"
"HOLY FUCKING SHIT"
"Y'all, chill, it's only a baby shower"
by POTUS Official January 28, 2022
Get the Baby showermug. When your girl is deepthroating so hard that she's gonna puke.
So when you cum on her face, she starts puking on the ground while grinding her teeth to contain the lumps.
When you're done cuming and she's done puking, she showers with the lumps like confettis to celebrate.
So when you cum on her face, she starts puking on the ground while grinding her teeth to contain the lumps.
When you're done cuming and she's done puking, she showers with the lumps like confettis to celebrate.
by Le SaigneurDesAnus September 26, 2020
Get the The Confetti showermug. When you ejaculate in the shower, and the glob of man jelly hangs out and floats across the shower floor.
Yo man I keep telling you to quit jerkin off in the shower and leaving your shower squids in there.
Hopped into the shower this morning and stepped on one of Bob's shower squids again!
Hopped into the shower this morning and stepped on one of Bob's shower squids again!
by Dennis Fraudman December 17, 2018
Get the Shower Squidmug.