noun: person: A Jerk-off Jehova Witness is somebody who only texts or calls you when he's jerking off, and doesn't ever want to actually meet. He is annoying and comes a-knocking at the times that are convenient only to them.
Mike only ever calls me when he's jerking off. I offer to make plans so we can both get off, but something always comes up. He's such a jerk-off jehova. aka. a Jerk-Off Jehova Witness
by R. Tizz-E April 9, 2024
Get the A Jerk-Off Jehova Witnessmug. When you know you’re about to smash on some good poon but your also a 2 pump chump, you call for a bathroom break and rub one out to prolong your pipe game
Yo Donte I was bout to tag sum tail but knew I was done for so I called a pregame jerk and was able to hit that shit all night before spreading the sauce.
by Chopperindabag April 29, 2021
Get the Pregame jerkmug. by Kayto sasson March 14, 2021
Get the Corner jerkmug. Otherwise known as the 2018 Fire Department Instructors Conference. An event held every year where staff chiefs and ketchup dicks of fire departments across the nation gather for a week to measure their dicks and stroke off to new fire trucks.
by Rogue_medic May 29, 2018
Get the indianapolis circle jerkmug. 
Really anyone who has narcissistic traits, it's manipulative or verbally abusive. Or anyone who owns a harley davidson and thinks three great when they treat other people like shit. Whether the victim br younger or older.
That person is such an insecure jerk when he revs his pathetically underpowered harley in the summer.
by A700 February 3, 2022
Get the Jerkmug. 