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Douche Cushion

The facial hair of someone who is a douche. Can be used to refer to the facial hair or the individual that douchily wears it
Guy 1: Rambling about douchey financial job that takes advantage of struggling companies. Bragging about laying people off and making money of peoples pain

Guy 2: “is that douche cushion to shield your lips from all the dicks you suck all day? You f’kn douche cushion”
by Larry the Lizzard January 5, 2021
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douche baggory

The act of being a douche bag. Such acts include lying, cheating, deceiving, being cocky, and acting like a jerk.
"steve hasn't called me in 3 weeks"
"how douche baggory of him
by boyssuckclub December 20, 2010
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Douche-Chopps

An over-grown version of mutton-chopps, that if it weren't for the disposable razor wide patch of skin on the chin, would be a full beard. Usually grown by over-weight, know-it-all assholes with minuscule penises.
A- "See that fat fuck with the douche-chopps?"
B- "Yea, he probably has a pin sized pecker"
by annias August 25, 2013
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Douche-noodle

A cross between a douchebag and a wet noodle
Look at that douche-noodle who cut us off ?? Now they’re driving in front of us like, a granny driving home from Sunday church.
by Kel82 January 13, 2018
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Douche Meeting

The time of the month that all of the college kids get together at a restaurant or bar.
Dan: Dammit this was the only place that we could go to get away from the douche meeting
Bar Owner: Well I guess that all we can do now is burn the bar down in a holy fire.
by jdupon21 January 4, 2010
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douche chariot

A vehicle for douchbags that have decided that they will not walk anymore...AKA hoverboard
wow that kid is riding a douche chariot
by quesotaco August 29, 2016
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Drama Douche

drama loving person, one who thrives on the constant upset of lifes surprises, person who loves to argue and bicker
by Btchalorette February 27, 2012
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