The facial hair of someone who is a douche. Can be used to refer to the facial hair or the individual that douchily wears it
Guy 1: Rambling about douchey financial job that takes advantage of struggling companies. Bragging about laying people off and making money of peoples pain
Guy 2: “is that douche cushion to shield your lips from all the dicks you suck all day? You f’kn douche cushion”
Guy 2: “is that douche cushion to shield your lips from all the dicks you suck all day? You f’kn douche cushion”
by Larry the Lizzard January 5, 2021
Get the Douche Cushionmug. The act of being a douche bag. Such acts include lying, cheating, deceiving, being cocky, and acting like a jerk.
by boyssuckclub December 20, 2010
Get the douche baggorymug. An over-grown version of mutton-chopps, that if it weren't for the disposable razor wide patch of skin on the chin, would be a full beard. Usually grown by over-weight, know-it-all assholes with minuscule penises.
by annias August 25, 2013
Get the Douche-Choppsmug. Look at that douche-noodle who cut us off ?? Now they’re driving in front of us like, a granny driving home from Sunday church.
by Kel82 January 13, 2018
Get the Douche-noodlemug. Dan: Dammit this was the only place that we could go to get away from the douche meeting
Bar Owner: Well I guess that all we can do now is burn the bar down in a holy fire.
Bar Owner: Well I guess that all we can do now is burn the bar down in a holy fire.
by jdupon21 January 4, 2010
Get the Douche Meetingmug. by quesotaco August 29, 2016
Get the douche chariotmug. drama loving person, one who thrives on the constant upset of lifes surprises, person who loves to argue and bicker
by Btchalorette February 27, 2012
Get the Drama Douchemug.