A retro sexual position that has been reintroduced through the amateur porn circuit in Arizona. Desert Paradise, Arizona to be exact. This position involves the male talent to slightly sit on the edge of a desk, while his female partner straddles him and places her left foot on the desk. Chinese Chopsticks is the perfect position for women who are 9 months pregnant. Unfortunately, if the male talent had too much to drink the night before, this position may cause flaccidity and therefore, vaginal penetration may not be achieved.
by Vincent aka Vinny August 17, 2021
Get the Chinese Chopsticksmug. The sexual act in which a man (or butch lesbian) goes to a health department, b-rated Chinese restaurant, and needs to take a massive spicy shit after. The man then unloads this torrent into the woman's pussy meow-meow, which is probably what he ate at the restaurant. Then, he eats and fucks the shit like the a little greasy stoner piggy getting the 5 dorrar box at 3AM at a Taco Bell.
Matt: "I might have just gotten food poisoning from eating a fried rat at that new Chinese place"
Derrick: "Nice! Try giving your girl a good old Chinese Chaloopa"
Derrick: "Nice! Try giving your girl a good old Chinese Chaloopa"
by Ninaleven June 28, 2023
Get the Chinese Chaloopamug. by Markerbiter May 11, 2025
Get the Chinese soup strainermug. by anonymous February 20, 2022
Get the chinese masturbatingmug. When you're doing it with someone and you stick your dick and a rubber duck inside their asshole at the same time.
"Dude, the girl I met last night was awesome! She even did anal!"
"Did she let you do a Chinese Fisherman?"
"Did she let you do a Chinese Fisherman?"
by Wackyslendernoob February 13, 2025
Get the Chinese Fishermanmug. by fatallymauled September 16, 2021
Get the Chinese Cocky Bombmug. Have you done the Chinese butt-touch?
by Dengus69 August 3, 2016
Get the Chinese Butt-Touchmug.