Fred: "Tell me Teddy bear, how do you know when the floors are clean with hands that dirty?"
Stanley: "That's clever, Sir"
Stanley: "That's clever, Sir"
by Charly bear April 11, 2008
An extremely rare type of polar bear that few people have seen. This type of bear is well known for its gentle behavior and is the only bear capable of producing its own honey. Nowadays it is considered an endangered species. The Honey Bear origins are traced back to last being seen in Yellowstone National park during the winter season when they are known to come out of their dens and hunt for food.
Honey Bear
by marinedog1987 February 28, 2010
When you've been going out with your girlfriend for ages but you're gonna end things cause you know she's been secretly cheating on you so you find her favourite cuddley toy. Once you have it, have a wank and ejaculate on it and leave it on her bed for to hug that night when she's feeling lonely after you've ended things with her.
"I sure wish i didn't cheat on *some guy*. Not only does everyone know I'm a dirty tramp, but *some guy* ended things with me. Not only that, but I woke up this morning with my favourite toy, stinkingly stuck to my pus!"
by Lamonator December 22, 2004
The liquid found when one would suck gently on a bears nipple. The taste is comparable to a small child's moist spittle and a man's dick cheese.
When we heard Christ Vetrano's music we immediately sent him a warm bottle of bear milk to comfort his emotions.
by Titty Bear February 04, 2009
polar bears commonly known as....uh...polar bears first lived in the north pole and then floated down to antarctica on an iceberg and lived in harmony with the penguins.
by trogdor_the_burninator_now October 16, 2007
a. A spinoff of bear jew from "Inglorious Bastards" for Polish people.
b. The godliest Xbox Live name I've ever seen.
b. The godliest Xbox Live name I've ever seen.
by Beast that ate Bethpage August 31, 2009
1. I can't believe it, I completely bear stearned that test.
2. For the third time this week, my computer bear stearned on me.
2. For the third time this week, my computer bear stearned on me.
by Wolverine11 March 17, 2008