When you've been going out with your girlfriend for ages but you're gonna end things cause you know she's been secretly cheating on you so you find her favourite cuddley toy. Once you have it, have a wank and ejaculate on it and leave it on her bed for to hug that night when she's feeling lonely after you've ended things with her.
"I sure wish i didn't cheat on *some guy*. Not only does everyone know I'm a dirty tramp, but *some guy* ended things with me. Not only that, but I woke up this morning with my favourite toy, stinkingly stuck to my pus!"
by Lamonator December 22, 2004