e-maul

when you experience an onslaught of email, a virtual avalanche of email on a single topic or spam

Man, I had no idea that when I posted the new job position using my direct email rather than the corporate email, that I would be e-mauled!

by mommaloo September 22, 2012

e-morse

similar to buyer's remorse, the immediate sinking feeling felt after placing a bid for an item on ebay you realize you don't really want. usually followed by prayer for someone to outbid you before the auction ends.

Jim's e-morse was overwhelming after he bid $45 for the potato chip that looked like Richard Nixon.

by mondo270 October 16, 2009

e slop

the act of an e-boy listening to an e-girl make the sounds of giving head, whilst beating his meat.

"bro, this e girl gave me the e slop, no pay pal. it was epic."

by eslopqween November 10, 2017

E-kay

1. a manufacturing company which manufactures high quality grain handling equipment and sells through a network of dealers though out westenr canada.

2. eye-kare-about-you

1. man i need some new high quality grain handling equipment. i guess i should call E-kay.

2. sometimes she really doest know how to say but you can see she E-kays deeply about him, like beyond E-kaying

by Blackcurrentmondey June 27, 2010

e-shanked

getting beat badly over the internet. The level above pwned, most of the time an insult.

e-shanked>pwned>owned

"yo man you just got e-shanked in halo!" or
"you know I e-shanked your mom last night"

by karl g December 21, 2007

E-cojones

Internet balls: False bravery exhibited by keyboard warriors who hide behind the blanket of online anonymity.

"That dude said on Facebook that he'd kick any Muslim ass he could find, but I know his boss is a Muslim. He's got big E-cojones."

by Phillip McRowler February 09, 2017

E-flatulence

The annoying noise emitted from a computer or other communication device during an online chat session such as facebook, msn or skype when the subject recieves a new message.
also know as an electronic fart, or an E-fart

john: dude, your computer keeps E-farting.
joe: yea im chatting with brad on facebook, he wont leave me alone.

john: something in your room is emitting large quantities of E-flatulence.
joe: yea sorry, its katy. i just broke up with her and she wont leave me alone.

by fathead431 January 10, 2010