Camp Campbell

1) It's an actual place in Santa Cruz County, California
2) It's apart of a show called Camp Camp on Rooster Teeth (Used to be on YouTube, but some of the episodes were removed)
1) Stupid Timmy: Hey mom, can I go to Camp Campbell?

Mom: Fuck you
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2) OHHHHH~
There's a place I know
That's tucked away;
A place where you and I can stay
Where we can go to laugh and play,
And have adventures everyday!
I know it sounds hard to believe
But guys and gals it's true,
Camp Campbell is the place for me and you!
We'll swim through lakes and climb up trees;
Catch fish, bugs, bears, and honeybees!
There's endless possibilities
And no,
That's not hyperbole!
Our motto's "CAMPE DIEM"
And that means I'm telling you~
We've got:
Archery,
Hiking,
Search & Rescue,
Biking,
Horseback,
Training that will save you from a heart attack,
Scuba diving,
Miming,
Keeping up with rhyming,
Football,
Limbo,
Science,
Stunting,
Pre-Calc,
Spaceships,
Treasure hunting,
Bomb defusal,
No refusal,
Fantasy,
Circus trapeze,
and Fights,
and Ghosts,
and Paints,
and Snakes,
and Knives,
and Chess,
and Dance,
and Weights–
It's Camp Camp!!!
by YourPetTurtle December 03, 2023
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Camp Gordyland

A place where you send your kids so that you and your spouse can smoke your older children's confiscated drugs. Advertised as being a place to "make memories, make friends, and make a difference", in reality you only remember having entitled kids give you shit, making friends with other counselors over your hatred for the kids, and the kids making a difference in your life through your intensified desire to step in front of traffic on route 7.
"now that school is over, how do I get rid of my bitch ass kids?"
"Send them to Camp Gordyland!"
by Gordytouchesme July 31, 2017
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Camp chef

Camp chef grills are know to be dog shit.
Hey look at the jiggaboo cooking on the camp chef.
by Wowow123 December 10, 2021
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Awkward camp moment

The moment when you were a Kid and you were raped by the camp counciler
Person One "Dude,When I was a Kid,I had an Awkward camp moment"

Person two should kill himself for ever hearing this.
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camp seymore

the camp you went to as a child.
you cant deny it camp seymore was your life 5th grade camp like...'
remember the weird kid called josiah that thought he was cool but all he did was act like a stupid rich kid who is an absolute dumbass when it comes to math.
"damn camp seymore was my childhood man!"
by THE KID WITH NO DUD November 12, 2019
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Camping spice

That stuff that gets on your food when you’re camping and you drop it.
Jerry ate his hotdog, even though it was covered in camping spice.
by Shittles the teddy bear August 21, 2019
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camp fuckoff

a camp whose purpose is to be purposeless.
you're such a waste-of-space. you might as well spend the whole summer at camp fuckoff.
by Raoulduke69 September 05, 2023
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