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Man Balls

21-29 year old balls. Balls that have matured over a boys life, stating that he is no longer tight. Tight innocence has been out grown, and now can be identified as MAN BALLS. With this a man’s testicles are now able to bust properly and have the ability to be milked to a full potential. Man balls is something to be happy and proud of, at this time we are studying what comes after 29 years old.

For additional information about man balls please contact your health professional.
Dan: “I have Man balls”
Alex: “No you don’t you are 37, also girls 10 years younger than you want man balls not what you have”
Juan: “My balls get busted and skewered all the time

Alex: “I love a good old ball busting session with my big pair of man balls”
Juan: “Me too”

Dan: :|
by CMBD_MD February 27, 2025
mugGet the Man Ballsmug.

old manned

A bowel movement characterized by loud grunting, deep exhale noises and an awful odor. Derived from old men who have no shame in public bathrooms who just let it go no matter who is the bathroom during or after.

-- often happens to mid 20s men who had too much to drink the night before. (Similar to beer shits but worse)
Dude, I just totally old manned the toilet in the bar!
by MikkBretly March 11, 2011
mugGet the old mannedmug.

Man-glue

A situation in which a male (typically) will collect his own semen into a glue bottle, which can then be used as actual glue.
"Dude, I saw someone yesterday usin' their man-glue and they had so much of it!"
by boristhesovietlovehammerman December 12, 2018
mugGet the Man-gluemug.

Bean Man Hater

Anyone who is a hater of the infamous Gerrad Gayton. This child often comes across as arrogant, stuck-up, childish, anal retentive.

He is commonly known as Beany, due to his string-bean appearance. He has accrued other names however, such as Toucan Sam, due to his largely hideous nose. This has led to his depiction as a bird.
Bloke 1: Fuck, its Beany!
Bloke 2: HEY BEANY!

*evil stare*

Bloke 1: I think he heard you!
Bloke 2: Good, i hate the kid!

Bean Man: Awwwhhh, did you know Bowling has been included in the Olympic Games?

Bloke 1: Fuck Off Beany, go back to your perch!

Bloke 1: Hey man, are you a Bean Man Hater?
Bloke 2: Ahhh hell yer, that kid is so annoying!
by breddles October 28, 2008
mugGet the Bean Man Hatermug.

Yes man day

Yes man day is on the 26th of May and it's where u have to say yes to anything someone asks u
Me:Will u go out with me?
Girl:ugh 😭 yes
Me: 😏
National yes man day is where u say yes to everything
by Lol idk wit I'm doing derp April 11, 2019
mugGet the Yes man daymug.

dominique (man)

his sexual intent is strong, he might have a girl name, but man he has some good sex. i love that boy so much
by nolimit.k_ November 20, 2023
mugGet the dominique (man)mug.

no one man should have all that power

What you say when something is too powerful
Examples

Bob: He can pick all the boogers in his nose out very fast without anyone noticing

Joe: No one man should have all that power

Steve: The battery lasts for 10 years while left on

Akmed: No one man should have all that power

Dan: He can stand backwards from the toiet and piss up over behind himself and right into the toilet.

Bob: Damn, no one man should have all that power
by TacticalTaco42069 February 9, 2019
mugGet the no one man should have all that powermug.

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