Poo Water Splash Dick

When you poo so hard, the water from the toilet splashes up all over your dick.

"I had some serious poo water splash dick first thing this morning. Went the rest of the day with toilet water all over my penis!"

Ya rt

by LunchKing June 28, 2013

big dicks save chicks

it is for boys to use on girls. much like girls say "thick thighs save lives".

Nalan: Thick thighs save lives, Niko.
Niko: Yea? Well big dicks save chicks.

by Gangshit613 June 23, 2018

National suck dick day

On April 15th You suck anyones dick

I wanna suck your dick, it's national suck dick day

by Nigerniger April 11, 2017

glock with a dick

What a basketball shooter has when he’s automatic from the 3.

Ayo did you see Steph Curry shoot last night? He had the Glock with a dick!

by Stopsnitchin October 4, 2020

Double dicked

When a man is having sex with 2 women ( cheating on 2 women )

Woman 1:"John you double dicked Bastard"
Woman 2:" yeah john, what the hell is wrong with you I thought you loved me"
John: " firstly I want a divorce, secondly fuck you all"

by Mr Poopy But Hole June 24, 2017

Gayer than a bag of dicks

Gayer than your average bear! very very gay! so gay you could stand a flag pole in there anus and pack the sides with mounds of pubic hair for a more compact feel.

Scotts outerwear is a pink fish-net vest, bright coloured ass-less drainpipes and sporting glittery fairy wings along with his boyfriends dancing to YMCA and rubbing oil into there exposed nipples. therefore he would be and this would be 'gayer than a bag of dicks'

by zakoh October 26, 2007

slam my dick in the dirt

The ultimate insult. To insult one's manhood.

Man she was harsh, she slammed my dick in the dirt.

by John March 14, 2005