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i got condos in that bitch head

asin that girl cant stop spreading rumors about me cause i got condos in that bitch head
by blackgirlnextdoor June 19, 2023
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I am unable to cant'nt

a weird definition of a overcomplicated way to say i wont do it
Man1: HEY STOP MOVING THE LAWN AT 7 AM
Man2: I am unable to cant'nt
by TheBaseliner June 19, 2023
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I eat ass

I don't but that's not the point...

Hym "So... This is old news now but I have a broad point I want to make and it will apply to a multitude of situations now and in to future. So, there's this video going around (PRAISE THE ALGORITHM! PRAISE ALGORITHM JESUS!) and it consists of this guy getting pulled over (in Florida) for having a bumper sticker that says 'I eat ass.' The officer proceeds to tell the man that he has issued the driver a court date, tells him to take it off, and says that it's because of his kids! He say 'If my kids see that I have to explain to them what eating ass is' and, for one, (If you're not an unsophisticated and humorless drone) it's not all that difficult to hand-wave away (i.e. He's the buttman and if you don't eat your vegetables he's going to get you and eat your butt or something I don't know it's a child you can literally just tell them anything) and secondly if you can't EXPLAIN A COMPONENT OF REALITY to the thing that YOU PERSONALLY (Either intentionally or accidentally) SUBJECTED TO REALITY you shouldn't have kids in the first place!
You did that! You subjected more sentient (not in comparison to me but you know what I mean) life to the creature and now you're trying to sneak yourself some unearned extra-judicial authority. And the drivers response was 'I'm not going to let you infringe upon my 1st amendment rights' (Which is the correct response). Seriously. This faggot cop fucking a baby into his slut wife now REQUIRES everyone else to live in accordance with his delicate sensibilities! Regardless of the rights the driver is supposed to have. Doesn't he know? The parents are the MORE EQUAL ones in the communist dictatorship we inhabit! They are going to continue to use their kids as a cudgel to compel behavioral compliance. 'BuT mY kIdS mIgHt sEe YoU eXiStInG WrOnG aNd ThEy MiGhT sTaRt ExIsTiNg WrOnG! I mIgHt HaVe To ExPlAiN tHe MaDnEsS i'Ve SuBjEcTeD tHeM tO!' Get the fuck out of here!" 'I eat ass'
by Hym Iam June 21, 2023
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Maybe I should get Tattoos

Maybe I should get Tattoos. Particularly on my arms.

Everybody seems to be doing this these days. I just want to look cool.

(UD Jews, talkin to you guys..again.)
by Death Menace June 21, 2023
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I gave you all I had

MAJOR SPOLIERS FOR RED DEAD REDEMPTION 2

Arthur morgan says this to Dutch when he is on top of the mountain in the help John escape choice. He is referring to what Dutch told him and is repeating it back, he gave his loyalty and his life to the gang.
Arthur: I gave you all I had...I did.

Dutch:i...i

Micah:cmon, Dutch. We made it.
by eggsandbacon69 June 23, 2023
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I love my boyfriend! :3

Through it all he's been at my side. Making me want to better myself and love myself. Helping me find peace in the world and be able to love again. Through it all, he's the only person who I can say I truly love. Through thick and thin, better or for worse. He's always seen the good in me. Even when I was at the lowest points of my life he saw the good in me and loved me for it. Never once did I think I'd find someone as sweet as him. Someone who loves unconditionally, and cares for me and not physically appearance. He's the sweetest guy in the world. The best of men, and the best of people. The only person I want to spend my life with.
I love my boyfriend! :3
What's so great about him?
Everything!
by Dorianrrb June 24, 2023
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Bonnie I Want You

What you gonna do when the sun comes up
You tryna get right with the fuck ups
Bonnie I Want You, Bonnie I Want You
by SPrice1980 June 24, 2023
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