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National suck dick day

June 24th

Rules: each person who participates must suck dick at least 3 times anyone who sucks dick 4 times or more will be rewarded for at least 30 mins if rewarded early you must get to 4
June 24 National suck dick day
Suck dick 4 times and you will be rewarded
by Matthew Avlogs June 24, 2020
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Jack up our dicks

A bunch of people getting roudy or having a good time together
Lets jack up our dicks!!
by Dopecoolkid September 17, 2017
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tight as dick's hat band

When something is very close fitting. Also can mean when someone is a cheapskate.

Also can be a play on words. Dick is a man's name and he wears a hat that is too tight....but it can also refer to the male genitalia and the foreskin around the head.
"Man, that dress she had on was tight as dick's hat band!"

"I will never date Johnny again. He is too cheap! Tight as dick's hat band."
by Kani's world April 2, 2017
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slapping each other's dicks

The opinion that a sales manager has about sales people swapping sales stories with each other when they actually should be selling and closing their prospects.
by Wordsmith expert USA September 12, 2013
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dick biscuit drizzle linger

When someone is being an asshole and they wont go away. In other words, a lingering asshole. When the asshole won’t leave, he is a dick biscuit drizzle linger.
Asshole : Hey guys I'm a fucking asshole. You are too. We are all assholes together. Yay we can all be assholes.
Anybody else : Shut the fuck up you fuckin’ dick biscuit drizzle linger, damn!
by bootylips45678910 February 15, 2023
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West coast whiskey dick

This is when you take a fifth of whiskey and pour it all over your dick and have your sex partner blow you. When she’s done she sucks all the excess whiskey off your balls and then the sheets. We thumped against the window all night then she took it like a champ!
Yo Brennan! I gave this bitch the West coast whiskey dick at my boy Mikes birthday party last week. We fucked all night and then she took the move like a champ.
by Larry and Rex and Benny October 15, 2018
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Left Dick Sag Disorder

a wise man who has never been in a realtionship dick´s sag to right. as soon as a onse wise man gets into a realtionship he is then prompted with the thought ¨man this nigga better not fuck me over gang¨. well guess what g, the nigga fucked you over💀. now the unhappy man´s dick now is sagging to the LEFT as the nigga didnt treat him RIGHT.

awareness must be created, never let a nigga fuck you over left dick sag disorder is a 100% common side affect of getting into a realtionship. be careful out there you never know who gon fuk u over next. ¨the most poisonous people come disguised as friends or family¨-a wise nigga
man this bitch finna get me Left Dick Sag Disorder.. I better hop outa this jawn.
by white boy conner May 18, 2022
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