Bust my Buddy out

To take your dick out of your underwear

let me bust my buddy out to take a piss he's been in prison all day

by deezinyourmouth^_^ May 10, 2023

kinda getting overcooked out here

my feelings are to much and it’s been to long

constantly having feelings in he/she’s pot and it’s getting out of hand

“like oil in a pot (overcooked)” leave a item in oil for to long and it gets burnt

i’m kinda getting overcooked out here

by himmyneutron22 May 15, 2023

Have it all worked out

To gain significant advantage or make one's way through the world by exploiting social dynamics, state institutions and weaponising the law (usually to the detriment of moral but naive others).

Cindy: "I'm so over my farting, snoring husband, but I need him. How about you?"
Jelissa: "Well I have no problems. I lined up a guy via Internet dating from the other side of the world, he knocked me up so I could have my baby and he's out of sight, out of mind. He pays me child support off the record out of guilt, and I get special single mother benefits. Then I married Enrique, but divorced him after four years for a payout and alimony. These days I just do what I want!"
Cindy: "Wow, you have it all worked out, don't you?"

by <LeIgHthaL> May 28, 2023

take my sad out for lunch

Self care activities done to try and combat a depressy phase

Ive been so low this week, i’m going to take my sad out for lunch

by waltermagnolia June 16, 2023

A grand day out

A dirty Mario 3 Athletic lyric dub which tells the story of an ecstatic hobo driving, raiding your house, and taking all your money while you sleep. It's lulzy as it is.

1: A grand day out slaps ass, yo!
2: Fo sure, my man!
1: DRIVING AND I'M SPEEDING AND I'M VIGOROUSLY MASTURBATING
2: SWERVING AND I'M SCREAMING AND I VIOLENTLY CUM!

by Senator Foreskin June 17, 2023

We should hang out some time

A sentence used as a polite way to brush off someone you've been having a conversation with for more than two minutes. There's no intention of ever actually hanging out with the person. It's just an easier way of saying, "I have to go. Bye now."

A: You've really done a lot for this community.
B: Heh... I guess you can say that.
A: Without your efforts, we'd still be in crippling debt.
B: Mhm... Yep.
A: How were you able to pull all this off in such a short amount of time?
B: Hey, we should hang out some time.
A: Oh... Yeah! Sounds good! What days are you off this week?
B: See you around.

by Salmon Nuggets June 22, 2023

Fuck around and Find out

Jake McNiece

Jake McNiece really is the definition of Fuck around and Find out

by ChefCowEgg June 28, 2023