bunghole caterpillar

When a person uses a nose hair trimmer to care for ass hair, creating a long hairy strand made from multiple other strands of hair usually hanging on from a single still connected strand of hair.

That nose trimmer made a bunghole caterpillar!

by Willy Willerson January 24, 2025

Flag

Get the bunghole caterpillar mug.

Carmel catholic administration

Cares more about kids wearing name tags and kids being on their phones than bullying and Oscar list type stuff. Like seriously? And Mr Nylen’s rbf and intimidating glares at students isn’t helping the situation. Yall don’t even deal with the ACTUAL problems in the school. Some little freshman kid was probably about to end up locked into the fine arts bathroom with Oscar doing god knows what, while you were yelling at some poor kid for not wearing their name tag. It’s so dumb. And you guys don’t actually care about the students well being. Let’s be for real. You have your favorites. The “popular kids”. And you ignore everyone else’s problems. Kids will be bullying one kid, and when that kid retaliates, you guys get THAT kid in trouble, not the ones actually bullying them. We need new administration. But we still love you doctor A!

I’m walking past Carmel catholic administration. Lemme make sure I have my name tag on, and avoid eye contact with the deans.

by ccanonymous January 24, 2025

Flag

Get the Carmel catholic administration mug.

Carmel catholic cafeteria food

This might be one of the best parts of Carmel. Like even if you’re not already hungry, the smell leading up to the lunch line as you walk towards the cafeteria generates this huge appetite in you. Like you start to starve no matter what food you had beforehand. It’s probably chemicals they put in it to get you to spend your money there. But who cares. The best food is actually the wraps and sandwiches that you can make yourself. Super underrated. And there’s ice cream and cookies every day and all these different drinks and sodas. Like yes it’s overpriced but it’s way better food than other cafeterias. Like it’s good quality. And the lunch employees are outstanding. The cafeteria food is one of the only things Carmel is good for ngl.

why am i so damn hungry
You are walking up to the cafeteria and you smell the Carmel catholic cafeteria food
It’s amazing

by ccanonymous January 28, 2025

Flag

Get the Carmel catholic cafeteria food mug.

Carmel catholic urinal

Not tryna be weird, but why are they smelly. The deal with them, mostly 500 bathroom, is that everyone uses them. It’s the most common bathroom, but 100 is ok too. It’s a combination of piss build up cause nobody properly cleans them, and also those few who shit in the bathroom at school. A lot of people don’t, but some people do. Like in the toilet. But there has been shit in the urinals. 1 from Oscar, 2 from Mr Franklin when he couldn’t hold it in, and around 15 or 20 mini shits from freshmen. But overall, the urinals are smelly and unclean. Pee at home if you can, because there’s also probably herpes and gonorrhea in the air by the urinals from people.

Bro i need to shit rn
Go quick before you can’t make it and go in the Carmel catholic urinal

by ccanonymous January 28, 2025

Flag

Get the Carmel catholic urinal mug.

Waste Cattie

Waste Cattie (noun, slang) – A Toronto slang term, originating from the Rexdale area, used to describe a woman who is unattractive, immature, or lacks self-respect. Often used in a dismissive or mocking tone, waste cattie refers to someone who engages in drama, seeks clout, or carries herself in a way that diminishes her value. Deeply rooted in Toronto’s urban slang, with strong Caribbean influences, the term has spread beyond the city, becoming a staple in local and international street culture.

“She’s always in drama, chasing clout, and moving messy—certified waste cattie.”

by Aladdón February 11, 2025

Flag