Beer Dick Bater

one who assumes the role a of guy masturbating, but instead of a dick, it is a can of beer.

This one time, on a pool table, i saw this girl doing the beer dick bater dance

by Mark19 August 20, 2008

Big Dick Energy

Liz.

"Liz, you are MADE of big dick energy."

by Apparently an Owl March 2, 2019

hobo dick cheese

When a hobo is so thirsty for sex he carves out genitals from cheese and uses it on himself

He hobo dick cheesed himself

by Purpledicklover April 13, 2017

effiel tower dick

What I have in my pants

my girlfriend took off my pants to start blowing me and exclaimed "HOLY SHIT YOU HAVE AN EFFIEL TOWER DICK"

by joeyc18 January 26, 2017

fricken floppy donkey dick

something you yell out lound when you are a little bit angry

fricken floppy donkey dick, i got an F in english

by cole hill November 25, 2003

Good Lookin' Dick, Peter

1. A compliment meant to recognize the overall beauty of one's male genitalia.

2. A metaphorical compliment that can be applied outside the realm of genitalia. Normally used to recognize the achievements of a fellow man or woman or to commend another on general aesthetic beauty.

1. Tom walks in on Bruce while he is changing and glances at his penis:
Tom: "Good lookin' dick, Peter"
Bruce: "Thank you"
Tom: "Beautiful dick"

2. Paul hits a home run in a beer league softball game:
Teammates: "Good lookin' dick, Peter! Beautiful dick!"

by GlennMatthews August 13, 2012

Big Booty Dick Bender

When you are having sexual relations with a big ol' Girl and she is on top and your penis slides out and her big ol' Booty slams down on your hard dick bending it in ways a mans penis should not bend.

Me - Hey dude I was getting rode by big ol' Darlene last night and she bent my unit in half.

Dude - She is a classic Big Booty Dick Bender

by TheCreampieKid October 22, 2016