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dirty garden tool

When you want to call someone a hoe, but you can't because someone important is around, so you just say this.
You: Fucking hoe!
Momma: Da faq you just call your sister?!
You: A dirty garden tool!
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The Dirty Tooth Fairy

The act of defecating into the pillow sheet of another person, due to extreme aggression, hostility, rage, or an attempt at a very funny practical joke.
Ryan snuck into Tyler's room and gave him the dirty tooth fairy.
by dagr8cornholio48 October 22, 2008
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Dirty Jerzey Fresh

Cutting Edge Urban Collection of Apparel representing New Jersey...
When I saw "609 is Mine" on her "Dirty Jerzey Fresh" shirt... I knew she was in my area code...
by Owner/CEO December 23, 2011
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Dirty slaw bowl

A miscarriage that gets flushed down the toilet 0r a prom night dumpster baby , toilet bowl abortion.
The editors at Urban Dictionary should've been made a dirty slaw bowl , since all they do is freebase cocaine all day instead of their job
by Phmns52 August 1, 2015
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Dirty Bush Eye

When a dirty stripper gives you crabs in your eye.
Dude, I got got dirty bush eye from that nasty stripper.
by mamaxjemimah October 30, 2011
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Dirty Pop-Pop

The Dirty Pop-Pop a foursome involving an older, 45+ year old, male and three 18+ year old females.

With the older man standing, the first female is on her knees giving him a blowjob. The second female is behind the older male licking his asshole. The third female is laying flat on her back, between the man's legs, wearing a strap on dildo. The first female (giving the blowjob) is sitting on the third female's face being orally pleasured. The second female (licking the old man's asshole) is riding the strap on dildo worn by the third female.

While all of this is happening - the old man must be telling a, very embellished, story about how he saved the US from a nuclear war with Cuba during the Cuban Missile Crisis, while riding in Air Force One out of Omaha Nebraska, and telling the President of the United States to go fuck himself. If it weren't for him the US would be a Communist ran country by now!
Oh Man! Pop-Pop Jim just performed the Dirty Pop-Pop with 3 of the Peanut Butter Jelly girls, while camping this weekend! It was a site I'll never, ever, forget!
by OldManStoner July 15, 2019
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Dirty Cum Back

When a girl takes a load of jizz in her mouth, then, without swallowing, goes in for a post orgasm kiss and surprises the guy by spitting his own load into his mouth or on his face.
Last night that bitch surprised me with a dirty cum back! What could I do; I always told told her, spitters are quitters.
by cummmmmming April 23, 2013
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