Cross Shits

The sudden onslaught of nervous diarrhea brought on right before a cross fit workout.

The thought of doing such an intense workout made him so nervous that he spent 30 minutes in the bathroom with Cross Shits.

by The Sugar Bear December 14, 2019

Shit

When your busting a nut and your mom walks in.

*busting a nut*

*mom walks in*

You:"ahh...shit!"

by Halol1185 December 14, 2019

shit jamer

A gaywad who likes taking dick in the ass and gargling penis on an average basis of Saturday Monday Friday in New Year's Eve on special and holiday events of a socializing and getting dick for money

Boy Kevin Costner Siri is a shit Jamer

by Machen Huckaby December 17, 2019

Sit, shit & split

When you have a last minute, unavoidable need to quickly poop, before dashing out somewhere important.

My lunch break is nearly over, but I need to sit, shit & split.

by Teuchtar73 December 18, 2019

Shit head

Having shit on your head because a animal or human shitted on your head

You look like a shit head james

Ikr my dog just shitted on me
Oh cool

by Anonymous231alone December 21, 2019

Shit talker

People who talk shit but are also generally mean to people

That person is such a shit talker

by Katpickle December 21, 2019

Holy shit is that a turtle

Also known as H.S.I.T.A.T.

It is what goes through people's minds when they see a turtle or somebody with the last name Davis.

"Holy shit is that a turtle" said Eli before he broke up with the girl he was with someone.

by Almost heaven December 27, 2019