Man-Eyes

A gender specific medical condition impairing the vision only of the male population, making locating everyday objects next to impossible. Or more simply, it makes the male blind to the bleed'n obvious.

"Man-eyes" is believed to be a genetic variation of "Astigmatism (uh-STIG-muh-tiz-um) which is an imperfection in the curvature of the eye that causes blurred distance and near vision."

"Man-Eyes" is related to other Male-Only afflictions such as "Man-Flu" and "Man-Poo".

Husband: "Honey, I can't find the milk. Do we have any left"

Wife: "It's in the fridge, do you have Man-Eyes?"

Husband: "Are you sure? I can't see it"

Wife: "There! Right in front of your eyes"

by U_Guru April 18, 2025

lonely mans wrist

Lonely mans wrist is the equivalent of Carpal Tunnel but for when a man masturbates too much. Often achieved after excessive clicking on porn sites or from the dirty act itself.

Guy 1: Hey man why are you wearing a wrist brace?

Guy 2: I got a mad case of Lonely mans wrist.

Guy 1: you better Ice that man.

by Punky Jewster April 11, 2014

man fetish

When a man likes men , but is not gay for men

I have huge man fetish for davè

by billy suckdicksixtynine ilike March 9, 2020

lemonade man

A gay mother fucker who has sexual intercourse with his teachers every night, he likes hafeel and masturbates to varun frequently. He has balls the size of bowling balls and is transgender, he also seems to be a asshole.

Lemonade man is a rapist.

by _joe._ May 5, 2022

ur mans uses comic sans

One of the tiers of comebacks used in an intense battle where you or the other person exclaimed ur mom gay to the other. Is said to only be used by masters. Implies a person's man uses the comic sans font.

Carl: ur mom gay
Jeffrey: ur dad lesbian
Carl: ur granny a granny
Jeffrey: don't make me Carl

Carl: u won do it.

Jeffrey: ur mans uses comic sans
*carl starts to melt and erupt into flames*

Carl: ur mom gay
Jeffrey: ur dad lesbian
Carl: ur granny a granny
Jeffrey: don't make me Carl

Carl: u won do it.

Jeffrey: ur mans uses comic sans
*carl dies instantly*

by I have anudeispedia June 1, 2018

Bella Steal Yo Man

it means this person "Bella steal yo man" will steal your man if you mess with her lol

Bella stole yo man in the morning bc she's Bella Steal Yo Man hehehehe

by ysapizzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa November 11, 2022

harlem man

An intellectual brother with old values and morals that can only be learned in Harlem. A man of honor with an eye great talent. A true go getter. A great dresser. A turn on to any woman exposed to his charm. A King among men. NYC’s Finest!!!! If u meet one never let go... u will never see it again.

Girl why do u like him so much? He is a Harlem Man.Dam girl does he have a brother?!??

by Black Town January 20, 2018