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Hippity Hoppity Your Life is now my Property

???: You wanna hear a joke?
Me: Yes...
???: Hippity Hoppity Your Life is now my Property!
Me: Not if I don't have one!
(Drowns in Frog Swamp)
by jpxfrd123 November 4, 2019
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You know what really breaks my chip?

Spin-off of "you know what grinds my gears?". This is because it is annoying when you dip a chip, and it breaks.
"Hey, you know what really breaks my chip?"

"What?"

"When people stand super close to me in a line! So annoying."
by HALIAETUS February 16, 2022
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I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

Very commonly used and inconspicuous excuse for getting out of pretty much anything. One can replace the word 'brother' with any relative that would make sense. Possible substitutes include but are not limited to:
Sister, Cousin, Nephew, Niece, etc.
(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna hang out?
(Guy 2) One sec... Nah, I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna see a movie with some friends?
(Guy 2) Can't tonight, I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna play some football today?
(Guy 2) Sorry man, I can't play today. I have to take my brother to baseball practice.
by the putman August 22, 2009
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just bite my nuts and call me skippy

to be shocked if you hear something you can say that with no homo
real well just bite my nuts and call me skippy
by beating meat nuting off November 9, 2009
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Why you all up in my George Foreman

It means why are you all up in my "grill" or face.
by xKRIZZLYx July 19, 2010
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CHICKEN WAFFLE ALIENS INVADE MY SCHOOL AND AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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by Kirbo the man September 24, 2019
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well slap my titties and call me sally

when someone is so amazed at something that they have someone slap their tits and call them sally, then they turn into a girl for the rest of their lives. the spell can be undone by saying: well slap my dick and call me your name here
well slap my titties and call me sally

SHIT YOU A GIRL

HELL YA
by super mega poop December 9, 2013
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