Hippity Hoppity Your Life is now my Property

Idk figure it out

???: You wanna hear a joke?
Me: Yes...
???: Hippity Hoppity Your Life is now my Property!
Me: Not if I don't have one!
(Drowns in Frog Swamp)

by jpxfrd123 November 4, 2019

I should be doing my homework right now

When you're literally on youtube or urban dictionary submitting definitions when you should probably start writing your essay due in three hours.

You thinking to yourself: Man, I've been using my precious minutes playing 2048 and snake though such has never seemed as interesting when I wasn't supposed to be doing homework. Gosh Fesfhck, I should be doing my homework right now. AAAAAÁAÆhhhhahaaaaaaahhhhhh.

by BigFatDuck January 25, 2020

My bra is too tight, can you fix it?

Every boi dreams of a girl saying this to them

Girl: My bra is too tight, can you fix it?
Emo boi: RAWR XD
Girl: *blushes*

by emoboi182 December 5, 2022

just bite my nuts and call me skippy

to be shocked if you hear something you can say that with no homo

real well just bite my nuts and call me skippy

by beating meat nuting off November 9, 2009

I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

Very commonly used and inconspicuous excuse for getting out of pretty much anything. One can replace the word 'brother' with any relative that would make sense. Possible substitutes include but are not limited to:
Sister, Cousin, Nephew, Niece, etc.

(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna hang out?
(Guy 2) One sec... Nah, I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna see a movie with some friends?
(Guy 2) Can't tonight, I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna play some football today?
(Guy 2) Sorry man, I can't play today. I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

by the putman August 22, 2009

Why you all up in my George Foreman

It means why are you all up in my "grill" or face.

Why you all up in my George Foreman?!?!

by xKRIZZLYx July 19, 2010

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by Kirbo the man September 24, 2019