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my whale

My beautiful amazing wonderful best friend Chantal🄰
by Jessicagrey November 2, 2020
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Bohemian Whale

A chick that is incredibly fat. Their butts take up the maximum amount of area. They have a six roll that prevents the penis from reaching their twot. They normally weigh at least 500 pound and can be caught getting stuck in their room, unable to escape through the doorway.
That Bohemian Whale got stuck in her room, unable to escape from overeating.
by Mr. Homophobia July 12, 2023
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Fish for sperm whales

A: Whaddya gonna do when you get home?
B: I dunno. Maybe fish for sperm whales, play some CoD, the usual.
by iIsLegendz November 19, 2010
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Whale warrior

Someone whos big. Large. Fat. Morbidly a beast, if you will.
DAMN YOURE A WHALE WARRIOR SLOW DOWN BEFORE YOU CAUSE AN EARTHQUAKE you make my earf quake yeah
by Tedwheeler July 2, 2024
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Gym Whale

When he/she is an avid gym attender but look like a fat fuck.
Also often wears gymshark clothing.
by Stiff Daddy 66 April 17, 2023
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Whale Call

The absolute best band to ever live, currently consisting of two people. Their music makes you lose control, it's almost a mind fuck..... But not really....
Man : Hey there is this band going on stage next called whale call, have you herd of them?

Obvious Whale call fan : Are you kidding me!? You have never herd of whale call!? Kill yourself!

Man: Sorry!! Are they any good!?

Obvious Whale call fan : *Dramatic state* They are the best band to live......
by Whalecallforlife March 17, 2011
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Whale wank

Whilst sat in the bath, with your collection of named whale toys you pick I winner and stare it in the eyes as you tug your tiny little pecker
Matty was having a whale wank and realised he should stop being such a virgin
by Cbesty91 December 27, 2018
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