Twat Turd

A person who dictates posts topically to make sure they suit his personal agenda of taking over the world and slaying all the dirty hoochies

Chad sure is being a Twat Turd today.
Justin likes to act like a Twat Turd on Facebook posts for no reason.

by Ambizness June 12, 2018

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Turd of Mouth

Australian comedy Podcast reviewing shit reviews. Totes meta. Top 10 in comedy charts on iTunes. Fookin hilarious.

Hey douchebag, you heard any good new funny podcasts recently?

Yeah mate, fuckin Turd of Mouth ey.

by Sum Yun Guy III November 5, 2018

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turd spanker

When two or more people are involved in anal sex and the males penis pushes up on a turd, he is considered a Turd Spanker.

Yo did you hear about Scot!? Apparently he was giving it to his boyfriend in the butt and got some poop on his Johnson. Bro, what a Turd Spanker!!

by HairyStikNeverShave June 2, 2017

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turd gurggle

The sound the stomach makes moments before you take a crap.

"Ah, man my belly just turd gurggled."

by Chushyabbfle November 14, 2013

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turd turkey

a rehab resistant drug addict.

Don't turn your back on that (turd turkey).

by Dr.Argues July 3, 2010

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A turd whirler is a pocket of air(fart) that travels down your poop shoot while whirling around the piece of poop you got in there. While it whirls and swirls about trying to get out, it captures the funky fresh aroma of the turd and then exits; letting you know you should probably go take care of that!

"Eww that stinks dude! It must be a turd whirler!"

by FMaye November 27, 2022

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