Zombie

that one dude who likes to eat guys

You're a zombie

by GayLordNelson69 February 6, 2019

Zombie

A dude that really died and then said wake up.

Person one: I see a zombie

Person two: Hey it’s Joe!
Zombie: MRrrrb

by MYLITTLEEEPONY June 22, 2021

zombie appointment

A seemingly random calendar invite that shows up in your diary; the origins of which appear to be unknown.

This is a zombie appointment and I am cancelling it.

by ForMrAbel May 4, 2018

maud zombie

Wicked ass derby girl that always drinks her boyfriends under the table.

P1 "We went out last night and my girlfriend totally Maud Zombied me."
P2 "you gotta dump that bitch, she be showing you up."

by TalkerBettyCrocker February 9, 2014

Zombie

A coffee addict that can’t function without caffeine and looks like a zombie without it.

You know what just spend all your money on coffee you zombie.

by anonymous September 3, 2023

Diet Zombie

Someone who has been on a diet for only a couple of days but already craves fattening foods like a zombie craves brains. Usually attacks the fridge in a zombie-like manner.

I'm already becoming a diet zombie. BRRROOOOWWWWNNNNIIIIEEEEESSSSS!

by Kanna-Chan May 29, 2015

it's gone zombie

when something has gone beyond viral

particularly for someone you dislike

"did you see Lucy's new post?"
"no, why?"
"oh shit dude. it's gone zombie"

by gone fuckin zombie May 6, 2017