Shoe Stew

Beef stew diarrhea, neatly dripped down the production line (pant leg), collected in a sterile shoe, canned for resale, or to simply waft with besties after a long day.

“My “Shoe Stew” has been so well received, I’ve been asked to expand my menu…
Shoe Salad, Foot Fries, Hamstring Hash, Ankle App Assortment, & Toe Jam Tuna. I can’t wait to tell my mother. Maybe she’ll contribute Grandma’s Gravy.”

by BB29576 April 21, 2023

Shoe size

Big feet boys have big *eggplants*!!

person 1: what’s your shoe size?
person 2: 12.5
person 1: oh that mean your *eggplants* is big
person 2: yeah how did you know?

by SUCKMATOIES November 24, 2021

Paper Snow Shoes

4-5 reams of paper in a box with string/zipties holding them to the user's feet; Most commonly used to compete in Flonkerton, an Icelandic sport

Kevin was unable to lift his paper snow shoes, so Phyllis won the game of Flonkerton.

by 🍑Thiccy🍑 February 3, 2018

shoes

shit

my shoes have a peice of shit on it

by 1001010101010101 March 7, 2022

shoe

n. something you wear on your foot

I've got a great shoe!

by letsgong February 11, 2025

frog shoes

When someone with less mean wears a non-name clothing (ie shoes from Payless; jeans from WalMart)

"Why are you wearing those frog shoes?" the prep girls shouted to the impecunious teacher

by Lionwoman December 27, 2016

dancing in fancy shoes

This is when you or someone else is pretending to be better than who or what they really are.

Example: "Oh, isn't that guy really cool?"
"No. He's just dancing in fancy shoes."

by SashaKittyEliza September 12, 2021