boat block

A person who tries to kill a fishing trip. They will typically find excuses not to go because they have homosexual tendencies.

My wife hates fishing, that bitch is a boat block.

by Thefrisky April 25, 2015

Rowing The Boat

Having Intercourse with an obese individual and, slapping their belly back and forth to recreate the motion of the ocean

Girl, I was pegging this big boy and we were totally rowing the boat!

by Uni-Xyz January 1, 2020

Boat

A Long v shaped tray of folded aluminum foil used to smoke meth with

We broke the pipe thinking the cops were here so now we’re smoking off the boat .

by Dope pipe Willy October 10, 2020

Boat Boys duo

The relationship between Ethoslabs and Smallishbeans (Joel)
Purely platonic but chaotic in the most wholesome way that has me missing them 24/7

Boat Boys duo: The ship burns, everything burns.

by m00nshr00m July 12, 2023

Louisiana Fishing Boat

The act of taking a live crayfish and inserting it inside a women's anal cavity until either the women or the crayfish dies.

Jim, who is from Baton Rouge, loves performing a Louisiana Fishing Boat with his girlfriend Cindy.

by frogonlogs February 27, 2016

Pontoon Boat

A boat that old people usually drive.

I just saw a Pontoon Boat! I bet that an old person is driving it!

by Fatass jameraniack July 24, 2022

Ice Boat

A megalithic boat carved out of ice that holds humans that are a detriment to society and ship them off to melt in the ocean. The solution to 1st world problems such as stupidity, old age, disabilities, etc...

"Dude your Gran is so old, don't you think it's time to put her on the ice boat?"

"Man, that was so stupid! I totally deserve to get ice boated for that."

by Arsk92 September 9, 2022