Mouth queef

When your bro attempts to burp but all that comes out is a pussy little squeak.
Todd: *inhales deeply* "<urp>"
Jake: "Dude, quit trying to burp. All that you're getting is these pussy fuckin mouth queefs..."
by Verber January 09, 2016
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The Keef Queef

"damn babe, did you see how that girl did The Keef Queef all over the room? This place smells like skunk ass now!"

"That girl really keef queefed everywhere"
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The Keef Queef

n: When you do a bong or weed vape hit through your anus, then releasing the combination of gases into the air in a hotboxed room.
"Damn babe did you see how that girl did The Keef Queef all over the room? Now shit smells like skunk ass"

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by ~~~Power~~~ January 10, 2025
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queef cuck

shirt man that is whiny and needs to shut the fuck up
Aim is a queef cuck.
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roundabout queef

When you fart so forcefully and viscously that the air moves your pussy lips.
I KNOW I heard a roundabout queef I smell it too! Who did itd
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Queef Nectar

The act of intentionally inhaling a woman’s queef for sexual gratification and ultimate arousal.
The word queef if derived from the Latin word queefus, which mean to expel air from a hidden cavity.
The act can be traced back to ancient Roman times when wealthy women realised they could enhance the sexual pleasure of their partner by expelling vaginal air for their inhalation. This was typically during the famous orgies of Rome when centurions became particularly fond of indulging in the act, often prior to heading off into battle.
Ancient manuscripts were discovered in Egypt that once deciphered described many of the Pharos wives engaged in the act with their slaves when their pharaoh husbands were away for long periods at war, but some historians doubt whether this is true. Mainly as it was forbidden for slaves to engage in any sexual activity with their masters or indeed mistress. If they had been caught certain crucifixion would have followed.
In later times the practice became widespread after the fall of the Roman Empire and was practiced throughout Gaul and Saxony.
Some say that the gypsy folk brought the practice to Great Britain around 55AD, with it becoming commonplace by the 1066 when the first King of England encountered courtiers indulging after lengthy banquets.
So it is highly likely that the Royal houses passed the practice down through the Middle Ages and it became practiced amongst common folk and local wenches would charge exorbitant fees for their clients.
It is not known whether the house of Windsor engage in the inhalation of queef nectar, but it is highly likely as they have been accused of being miscreants and deviants
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queef-beaver

A smarmy little shit who thinks they're being funny, usually laughing at their own joke, when in fact their jokes are just dumb and annoying.
Bill: "Hey man, you get a haircut?"
Joe: "No, I got them ALL cut! hahahehaheheha"
Bill: "Don't be a fucking queef-beaver, Joe."
by DrDax December 12, 2012
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