Henson's Law

Proposed by James L. Sutter on Twitter: "Even the best CGI will look crude in 10 years, but awesome puppets will always look like awesome puppets."

I call Henson's Law on that whole Baby Yoda craze... he's only popular because he's a puppet. If he was CGI, he'd be unsettling, and nobody would give a shit.

by HotSauceBear May 23, 2021

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Richards Law

Anything can happen good, will get better!

I always love to use “Richards Law” to counteract that horrible no good Murphy’s law!

We were on a job site on Rooftop and out of nowhere “Murphy’s law” jumped at us, then to counteract it, we enabled “Richards Law” to kick Murphy’s laws ass right off the job site immediately !!

by MiniMarley December 18, 2018

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ternent's law

A law of music which states that no song about the floor, the club or putting your hands up in the air, etc can be audially pleasing. Comical songs may be exempt from the law.

person 1 - "that new song about the club is horrible"
person 2 - "it was bound to be, its ternent's law"

by baz45 March 14, 2013

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Daddy Law

A term used in DD/bg BDSM relationships which the Daddy uses to explain to the baby girl why she must listen and do as she's told.

Her: Where does it say you're the boss?
Him: It's Daddy Law.

by TheDaddyBear November 25, 2020

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Coomers Law

If you masturbate in an unlocked room, someone is bound to enter.

Person 1: Dude I just jacked in the utility closet, that NO ONE ever enters, but as soon as I started spanking it my boss walked in looking for something. Long story short, I lost my job.

Person 2: Dude, have you never heard of Coomers law? As soon as you started jacking someone was bound to enter.

by Anonymous Poopystain December 11, 2019

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