Derp der on the der der 

Phrase used after something completely obvious is stated, usually to provoke someone.

Gary: "Did you guys know that the Alphabet Song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?!"

Stef: "Derp der on the der der!"

DJ: "Gary, sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you."

Derp der on the der der by deejinator27 May 14, 2013

calm the dick down 

Another interesting way to tell someone to calm down.

Tom: "I just got a new bike!"

Dave: "Tom calm the dick down for fuck sakes"

calm the dick down by kneegrow123 May 12, 2014

shooing the dog 

When your best mates hands are down your mrs's pants and she wakes up

She woke up to find him shooing the dog

shooing the dog by The shining finger March 29, 2015

jump the donkey 

To embark on an exciting and potentially dangerous adventure.

Justin Bieber will jump the donkey when he goes hunting for sharks from a helicopter.

jump the donkey by MonksAnonymous August 29, 2015

off the dick 

a phrase that means from the start, or off the jump.

“how much will this cost?” “$250, off the dick.”

off the dick by chanelish February 11, 2019

Kevin the dog 

The guy with the most big dick energy in the neighborhood.

Here comes Kevin the dog! You know he's got so much bde that he should have his own theme song.

Kevin the dog by UncleRonnie October 9, 2019

Read the Door 

Its like "the door is right there, leave now" and "read the room" together. So just read the room and leave.

Person 1:"I didn't do anything to her other than say her dress looked like a Hefty's garbage bag, everyone did give me a nasty look once she left the room crying though."

Person 2:"Read the Door."

credits go to yasmine (cyladasia)

Read the Door by Property_y November 5, 2020