baby shower

“You should’ve come to Lisa’s baby shower. Everybody came.”
by i'mprobablynsfw December 08, 2019
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Baby shower

A rare natural phenomenon where there will start raining babies. This is due to the water/baby ratio in the baby being very high, due to the fact that the 'baby' part is so small. The babies will evaporate, and then, when cold enough, condense. When this happens, it's important to stay inside, or at least wear a special umbrella made of steel.
"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WHAT THE HELL IS THAT"
"OH MY FUCKING GOD"
"Wait, is that Meghan's kid?"
"HOLY FUCKING SHIT"
"Y'all, chill, it's only a baby shower"
by POTUS Official January 28, 2022
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Hockey Shower

Packing a lip of Grizzly.Skoal or tobacco of your choice, and showering with multiple hockey players.
Are you taking a hockey shower tonight?
Yes, I have my tin right here.
by Shock Doctor May 11, 2011
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Lazy showers

Lazy showers : lazy students who don't study.
Ms.alymer:" You lazy showers ,take out your books."
Students:"laugh"
by Jack dake November 30, 2017
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The Confetti shower

When your girl is deepthroating so hard that she's gonna puke.
So when you cum on her face, she starts puking on the ground while grinding her teeth to contain the lumps.
When you're done cuming and she's done puking, she showers with the lumps like confettis to celebrate.
Yo, I just did the confetti shower to my girl, it was lit.
by Le SaigneurDesAnus September 26, 2020
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coffee shower

A golden shower involving only black men.
Tyrone: Yo, wanna give that bitch a coffee shower?
Jayquellan: Of course my nigga. I was needin' a piss anyway.
by Corporalclegggg January 06, 2015
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Shower soap

You stick this up your ass to make ass eating more fun since it adds flavor and makes your ass smell nice.
1. “I noticed how Timmy used shower soap last night, sex was better now that he didn’t smell like crusty Doritos.”
2. “Use shower soap hunny, you look like someone with a severe case of herpys.”
by Wh0rny4Worldpeace August 30, 2020
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